We already knew that. Perhaps this should have been posted in the ladies room?
2/06/2011
2/27/2010
Found in The Men's Room pt.3
Stupid phone, unless I have about a bajillion candlepower light shining on something, it won't focus.
1/03/2010
I just found a new hobby.

That's it, I am right now going to get my Dymo labeler, and a sheet of large mailing labels to run through the printer. I will not leave the house without an assortment of sizes of FUCK stickers on me at all times.
For being nearly free, this is priceless entertainment to someone like me. Restaurant menus come to mind right away, ah the possibilities are endless...
11/29/2009
Pictures from the latest Buford Sink dive
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11/11/2009
Mmmmmm, rawnesss....
Yessssss my preciousssssss. Mmmmmmm. It does not need the flame....
Just reaffirming my status as global apex predator. Kill it, I'll eat that fucker...
10/21/2009
10/14/2009
Found in The Men's Room pt.1
The quote reads: "All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego. Brains don't mean shit."
9/22/2009
9/06/2009
I'm not drinking from that!
There's no way I'm eating or drinking anything that drips off of these...
Visit the link on failblog.com and share it. I love that site, always good for a giggle
8/30/2009
8/10/2009
I think this says it well...
What are the chances that, even if the hardware still works (and can be connected to whatever you will call a TV), you will still be playing your Xbox360 in 20 years? Or that the games will even be of any interest by then? Like the wheel and the Oreo cookie, some things just can't be imroved upon.
8/04/2009
Killed By Death...
OK, so the tickets are in hand, it's a lock. I don't know about anyone else, but one of these is mine, and my ass will definitely be at Jannus Landing on Sept. 15. All the rest of ya can quit wavering on it and lock yours in too. How many times will you get to see Mötorhead again?
And for those who have never seen the Rev. Heat live and in person. You are missing out and owe it to your grandchildren to see them at least once so you can tell them about it as they sit on your knee someday.
7/26/2009
7/25/2009
Live video event streaming
7/24/2009
I'm a newscaster now beeotch!!
6/15/2009
Dinner is served...
5/10/2009
Let's waste some paper!

I couldn't help it. I've played with the Rasterbator before, but now that I have a laser printer I can actually try it without using $40 worth of ink. This is a 25 page test image. I have a cool 54 page one ready to go, now I just need a bigger wall...
4/10/2009
Friday Post #1 - Why did it have to say Craig??
So I'm gonna try something new, I will try to post something every Friday, maybe more often if I start posting from my phone again.
This is the only contact I actually have with most of you few who read this, so I will attempt to be in touch more frequently.
Tom, that means you, if you see this, email me and let me know when youre coming down.
Just to make things colorful I'll add one of the great random links Stumble served me up this week.
Why did my name have to go on this?? Be sure to click the image, there are more and they get better.











